The COVID-19 source page
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Here are some information sources about COVID-19. Some are scanned, although not OCRd yet. Other documents I found online. I've tried to put the documents in chronological order so things can be put into perspective. Below the documents are some parodies of the COVID-19 warning adverts/posters etc.
Scanned/found documents
UK COVID-19 action plan [3/3/2020] This was the UK's plan of action for managing COVID-19.
COVID-19 stay at home guidance [19/3/2020] Stay at home guidance for those self-isolating with COVID-19, or living with people who are.
The business lockdown rules [22/3/2020] This provides information on the Health Protection (Coronavirus, Business Closure) (England) Regulations 2020.
COVID-19 letter [8/6/2021] A letter accompanying a COVID-19 self-test swab kit.
COVID-19 self-test instructions [6/2021] A letter accompanying a COVID-19 self-test swab kit.
Feedback letter [6/2021] A letter accompanying a COVID-19 self-test swab kit.
Grocery delivery service info for those self-isolating A leaflet with information about grocery shopping volunteers for those self-isolating.
Letter from the prime minister Boris Johnson about restricted movement A letter from the prime minister Boris Johnson to every household, about the newly introduced restricted movement: stay at home (unless it's a Work Event™).
NHS Volunteer info A letter from the NHS/RVS volunteer scheme.
COVID info parodies
During the COVID lockdowns, I parodied some of the warning posters that appeared on the internet. I've uploaded a few of the better ones here. As this sub heading suggests, these are parodies and should not be taken at all seriously. The official posters were initially fairly basic, but their complexity evolved as time went on. Some of the parodies demonstrate a severe lack of editing skill, but my goal was to create something as quickly as possible and post it in real-time. This way, my hopefully obvious parody would appear to the selected audience (a few close contacts) alongside the real one, which I hoped would enhance the comedy effect. These might eventually be moved to a dedicated directory, but for the time being I'll post them here. First, here is an easy-read intro to what Covid-19 is not about.
Keeping apart keeps us safe. This parody relates to the concept of domestic violence against Men™, which happens.
No masks left in ambulance overnight...
Become a starfish...
If you haven't cooked your dinner yet, you can still do so...
Order a bowler hat, from home...
Phantom power will be required in most public indoor venues...
Fictitious activities at well-known sports centres...
Educational poster about Clovervirus...
Wake up, your room stinks. This one took the longest to get right...
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